"And more important, Rocky's people die." Okay yes, very noble and all, but let's be real: the survival of your singular metallic crab boyfriend is of equal importance at minimum here.
Also I want to be clear that I mean the platonic part, this is bromance of its purest and highest form, male friendship that defies and transcends masculine boundaries of relationship with deep abiding trust and mutual admration built across not only language barriers, but differences in ever possibly way down to the literal foundational way they perceive the world.
Am I reading much into this? Yes, as is my right. Platonicness notwithstanding, will I seek out Grocky slash fiction/art when this is all done? Most definitely. Will I shamelessly reuse this comment in my eventual review? You bet!